You can now buy a hoodie to tell the world you own an SM*. These are currently £29.99. Further colours will soon be available, and if there's one you particularly want, let me know.
Beanie hats have also passed muster. To celebrate, they're available in a range of five colours!
Black
Bottle, which is green
Burgandy, which is burgandy
French navy, which is there because it has the word 'French' in it
Petrol, which is a bluey, greeny-teal colour
Rust, which is orange, and there because SM. And Clement. And Vecki. And pretty much every car I own.
These are £14.99. I'm toying with the idea of some thicker fisherman-type versions which would probably be around £20 - let me know if this is of interest.
They can be shipped worldwide.
*if you don't own an SM, which is likely, then you will have to pretend.